One Southern Belle: June 2008

Thursday, June 12, 2008

And on a different note...

Okay, so Aryn reminded me what a slacker I have been for not blogging sooner. Aryn, please accept my deepest apologies. Now, shall we?

Anybody out there ever heard of the "brown note" (aka the crap cannon)? No? Well I did, earlier today, for the first time in my life. (Thanks to Norm.) According to Wikipedia (aka The Source of All Knowledge) "The brown note (also known as a crap cannon), according to an urban legend, is an infrasound frequency that causes humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that a "brown note" (transmitted through sound waves in air) exists."

How gross is that, right? Oh, but it gets better. The whole reason co-worker/mentor Norm told me about it today was because he saw an article in the Denver Post regarding claims by people planing to gather for the purposes of the Democratic National Convention. The police, they claim, are already planning on using this so-called "brown note" against them.

Ummm, really?

If you ask me, it's just another excuse to poop your pants and blame the cops!

Quotes That Matter...

"Capitalism without failure is like Christianity without hell."--Warren Buffet
"Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again."--Ronald Reagan
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." --Bilbo Baggins
"It is better for the public to procure at the market whatever the market can supply; because there it is by competition kept up in its quality, and reduced to its minimum price." --Thomas Jefferson
"People are freakin' weird."--Sven Wilson, stating what has since come to be known as "Wilson's Theorem"
"Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man."--Sir Francis Bacon
"The destiny of man is not measured by material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we are spirits--not animals...There is something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty."--Winston Churchill
"The marvelous richness of human experience would lose something of rewarding joy if there were no limitations to overcome."--Helen Keller
"There is something to be said for being able to harness the intellect in pursuit of a great cause."--Mark Showalter
"You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on Earth, or we will sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness."--Ronald Reagan
I want to see you game, boys. I want to see you brave and manly, and I want to see you gentle and tender." --Theodore Rex Roosevelt
“Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.”—Randy Pausch, Carnegie Mellon professor, husband, father of two, diagnosed with terminal cancer
“It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”--Theodore Rex Roosevelt
“May it not also be that the cause of civilization itself will be defended by the skill and devotion of a few thousand airmen? There never has been, I suppose, in all the world, in all the history of war, such an opportunity for youth. The Knights of the Round Table, the Crusaders, all fall back into the past-not only distant but prosaic; these young men, going forth every morn to guard their native land and all that we stand for, holding in their hands these instruments of colossal and shattering power, of whom it may be said that ‘Every morn brought forth a noble chance And every chance brought forth a noble knight,’deserve our gratitude, as do all the brave men who, in so many ways and on so many occasions, are ready, and continue ready to give life and all for their native land.”—Sir Winston Churchill (referring to members of the armed forces)
“The great danger of the social assistance state is that it creates dependency, exalts bureaucracy, increases costs, diminishes innovation and harms the liberty of the acting person.”--Pope John Paul, II, 1995
“We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.”--Albert Einstein

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